T’was a month before Christmas and all through our home
came the whining and arguing from each of my spawn.
They fought over books. They fought over toys.
I could not hear myself think over their noise noise noise noise!
The blowing cold wind had kept us inside
until finally I held up my cell phone and cried,
“You better watch out. You better not cry. You better not pout. I’m telling you why.
I have Santa’s phone number on speed dial.”
They both went as silent as a holy night.
Until one of them whispered, ‘do you think she’s alright?’
I stood with my phone in my outstretched palm
Their worried eyes stared at me; could I really go on?
But today I was feeling so smart and so slick,
That I thought up a lie and I thought it up quick.
“Yes, of course I have Santa’s phone number, my dears.
He gave it to all parents at the mall last year.”
And this snowball kept growing, not quite according to plan
until suddenly it was larger than Frosty the Snowman.
I led them down a tale of homes where Santa’s sleigh won’t drop.
And I only paused a moment when I heard someone holler, “Stop!”
“Enough! Enough! No need for alarm.
We’ll play nicely. Please! Put down that phone!”
And what happened next? Well my children might say
That they watched my heart grow 3 sizes that day.
Will I really stop Christmas from coming this year?
Let’s just see how things look as we get even nearer.
We will still hang our stockings by the chimney with care
with almost full certainty Santa will be there.
And they heard me repeat as I walked out of sight,
“Peaceful Christmas to all and to all a good night.”